Friday, January 22, 2016

The Retreat


Isabella did not bring her camera on her recent visit to Julia's beautiful lakeside retreat, it was a year round retreat for Julia and her family and, an as often as possible, usually just a once a year, retreat for Isabella. She didn't want to lug her camera  just to watch it sit while she never took a picture, so, of course, once there, when everything around her was beautiful, she wished she had brought it along.  Now,  instead of a documenting her observations on film, she captured their beauty in writing on paper with  pencil.

Isabella awoke the first morning of her visit to the lake as it glistened under a pristine sky like a million brilliant drifting jewels, it was mesmerizing, ones eyes could fix for hours upon such a scene.

The lake looked different the following morning as it did every morning.  This morning, timing and placement of the sun making a profound difference, the glistening jewels, not quite so individually brilliant, were in a wide band between two trees leaving the rest of the lake fallow.

Today, the lake looked, again, entirely different from the day before as the sky was gloomy.  It was a cool overcast morning, so Isabella's focus was drawn to the northerly movement of the water.  She chose to look at the lake through the trees preferring this slightly obstructed view. The waves were swift yet slight seeming almost alive with creatures, Isabella understood how monsters could slip by undetected in such water.

On this, her final morning of her retreat, Isabella looked at the lake and gained a greater understanding of what inspires artists to paint, especially the lumonists. The sky was dramatic with billowing chiaroscuro clouds as hills in the distance were shrouded in layers of fog.  Closer to shore, the lake was like glass,  but soon, it would have a ripple effect.  The light in the sky and its reflection on the lake changed in a mere second from soft glow to blinding bright.

Sunday, January 17, 2016

HOLLINGSWORTH GREEN  SOCIETY FOR DALLIANCE


Join raven haired beauties of more than a certain age for elegant evenings under the magnolia trees. Cocktail hours are followed by titillating black tie dinners where you will feast upon Welsh Rarebit or Salisbury Steak paired with the highest quality wines; the denouement (well almost) baked Alaska or Lemon Meringue pie.  Despite the not-so-occasional occurrence of dementia, as in "who are you?" and "how did I get here?", and/or incontinence, which our discreet staff handles with utmost care, you are guaranteed in flagrante delicato in either a private or group setting.

Qualifications for exclusive membership include:

  • Male
  • Age 18 (no jailbait please) and above
  • Hair
  • Must possess most of your teeth (dentures are fine)
  • Azure blue eyes preferred
  • Striking fingers are to your advantage
  • Wing Wang appealing in both form and function
  • Pot belly resembling late stage pregnancy a plus
Membership benefits include:

  • Lifetime membership
  • No fees, monthly or annual dues.  Upon acceptance, membership is sponsored by a raven haired beauty.
  • Cocktail hours under the magnolia trees with Perfect Manhattans, Rusty Nails, Stingers and James Bond Martinis.
  • All the medicinal marijuana you can smoke
  • Fine dining paired with your choice of superior wine.  We pride ourselves on being the first club of our kind to ban the box. Selections include,  but are not limited to: Blue Nun, Four Roses, Mateus, and only the finest white Zinfandel.  Manischewitz  available upon request.
  • Parlor games include Backgammon, Dominos, Charades, Chinese Checkers, Trivial Pursuit, Taboo, Texas Hold em, Chess, MahJong, Bridge and Strip Poker. 
  • All club functions provide ample and luxurious accommodation for extended sessions of, depending on the member's preferences, group and/or private dalliances with a bevy of beauties  of more than a certain age.